Kids have terrible judgement. My 4yo comes into our room every morning at 5am, wakes his mummy up, tells her that he loves her, and then HE goes back to sleep. What a cvnt. The only time you want to hear "I love you" at 5am is on the way home from the pub. This … Continue reading Kids have terrible judgement – Happy Mother’s Day
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Solo – Look! No Han[s]
Solo parenting, unlike the solo drink, leaves your kids high on fizz and only you going down fast. And then a soft awake it ain't. My wife went on a work trip for a week recently and I greedily took the opportunity for content, and to show my wares as a modern, supportive partner, and to fill in her role as head of the household. At least until my mum arrived.
What if we remembered being babies?
“If you could remember everything as a baby, would it change the way you parent?” I heard this a while ago and it’s a thought that’s lived rent free in my head ever since. It’s a shame I can’t remember where I heard it, it could've been from when I was a baby, because I … Continue reading What if we remembered being babies?
The weekend away away
Recently my wife went on a much-needed holiday with her friends and, most importantly, no kids. A big deal for both of us because it’s the first break she’s had. It would be the longest either of us has soloed the parenting role and facing three nights and three days with a three-and-a-half-year-old and a … Continue reading The weekend away away
Send for Help
I didn’t have any experience with babies until I had my own. I became a dad before I added 'uncle’ to my list of titles and I wasn’t really exposed to babies growing up. I want to say I was a baby virgin but that sounds weird. The month leading up to the day my … Continue reading Send for Help