Kids have terrible judgement. My 4yo comes into our room every morning at 5am, wakes his mummy up, tells her that he loves her, and then HE goes back to sleep. What a cvnt. The only time you want to hear "I love you" at 5am is on the way home from the pub. This … Continue reading Kids have terrible judgement – Happy Mother’s Day
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Solo – Look! No Han[s]
Solo parenting, unlike the solo drink, leaves your kids high on fizz and only you going down fast. And then a soft awake it ain't. My wife went on a work trip for a week recently and I greedily took the opportunity for content, and to show my wares as a modern, supportive partner, and to fill in her role as head of the household. At least until my mum arrived.
The thrill of the Fringe
Last night registrations closed for the 2025 Adelaide Fringe and I submitted mine with hours to spare. I love Fringe, especially since mine is giving up ground to my eyebrows. As a comedian in Adelaide it’s the best way to challenge myself as an artist, to grow and to perform. But it’s not easy. Over … Continue reading The thrill of the Fringe
The weekend away away
Recently my wife went on a much-needed holiday with her friends and, most importantly, no kids. A big deal for both of us because it’s the first break she’s had. It would be the longest either of us has soloed the parenting role and facing three nights and three days with a three-and-a-half-year-old and a … Continue reading The weekend away away
Three
Recently my eldest child turned three years old. It doesn’t feel like three years have passed, and I don’t mean that I feel it’s gone quickly. When I say my son has just turned three people say, “that’s gone quick”, but not for us, because we’ve been awake for most of it. One theory my … Continue reading Three