Kids have terrible judgement. My 4yo comes into our room every morning at 5am, wakes his mummy up, tells her that he loves her, and then HE goes back to sleep. What a cvnt. The only time you want to hear "I love you" at 5am is on the way home from the pub. This … Continue reading Kids have terrible judgement – Happy Mother’s Day
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Kent Michael and Russell Hartup Told Jokes – Fringe 2026 wrap up
It’s been nearly two weeks since Fringe ended and I can still feel the love and excitement in my veins. Who would have thought that tickets were harder to get than diesel?
First impressions are important, so here’s my Arnold Schwarzenegger
When you meet new people it's always good to get off on the right foot. (Especially if you're meeting Quentin Tarantino.) First impressions form quickly and are hard to break. How did I fare in my new job?
How to make air travel worse (spoiler: take children) – Plus! Adelaide Fringe announcement
We had survived nearly 40 hours of flying international without any trouble. But on the approach to land in Adelaide we got a glimpse of the hierarchical structure of the airline industry. All it took was for my child to vomit all over the floor in front of his seat with no one to help us.
Leave the phone at home and hear what you really think
I realised I didn’t have my phone for a whole day. At the start I was looking forward to it. What a chance for mindfulness and to be aware of my surroundings. It was great. Then I had a coffee and the natural follow-on left me no choice but to head to the toilet. And without a phone, a public toilet is the worst place to be aware of your surroundings.