Recently my eldest child turned three years old. It doesn’t feel like three years have passed, and I don’t mean that I feel it’s gone quickly. When I say my son has just turned three people say, “that’s gone quick”, but not for us, because we’ve been awake for most of it. One theory my … Continue reading Three
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No backing out
It’s well documented that kids are expensive, time consuming and disgusting, but the one thing no one tells you is how kids will wreck your back. You could be a bro that lifts or a human forklift that moves pianos for a living, but fishing your child out of your car will tighten your lumber … Continue reading No backing out
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I didn’t have any experience with babies until I had my own. I became a dad before I added 'uncle’ to my list of titles and I wasn’t really exposed to babies growing up. I want to say I was a baby virgin but that sounds weird. The month leading up to the day my … Continue reading Send for Help