Here’s a nice little titbit of information: babies can’t spit. Babies can’t blow their nose or clear phlegm from their throats or mucus from their sinuses - you have to help them do it. It’s as disgusting as it sounds, but if you don’t help your baby clear these cavities it’s only a matter of … Continue reading Copping a spew
Author: Russ
Comedian, writer, drawer of things
Three
Recently my eldest child turned three years old. It doesn’t feel like three years have passed, and I don’t mean that I feel it’s gone quickly. When I say my son has just turned three people say, “that’s gone quick”, but not for us, because we’ve been awake for most of it. One theory my … Continue reading Three
No backing out
It’s well documented that kids are expensive, time consuming and disgusting, but the one thing no one tells you is how kids will wreck your back. You could be a bro that lifts or a human forklift that moves pianos for a living, but fishing your child out of your car will tighten your lumber … Continue reading No backing out